…..even though food may be come scarce in the long term. The conservation programs in place will ensure plenty of food for the foreseeable future. Surely we will be fine as long as we have our wall.

Day Six of the Israeli March.

By Wallace Phalling, The Jericho Harold staff writer.

Today the residence of a locked down Jericho woke for a sixth straight day to news of the Israeli encampment marching towards or city. Just like the 5 days before it looks to be nearly an entire army leading the Israeli priest carrying a box around our city walls. Indeed the sight continues to be an eerie one as none of the men makes a single utterance, save for the horns blowing. In the six days they have marched around our city, they have brought nothing suitable to penetrate a wall half as mighty as ours as documented in previous articles where we have interviewed military experts. All the interviewed experts so far agree, we have nothing to fear from Israelites.

(READ the book of Joshua)

…… can be done. Despite the fears form nearly every corner of our city, city officials insist that we are all perfectly safe provided we remain with the city.

Are the Israelites Crazy?

By Wallace Phalling, The Jericho Harold staff writer.

For weeks now, people of Jericho have been anxious about the rumored coming of the Israelites from the other side of the Jordan. Rumors of them having a god of great power and might on their side performing outrageous and often times grotesque ‘miracles’ giving them alleged over whelming victories only add to the hysteria and fear. We have heard many stories of missing goats and other crimes attributed to Israeli thieves and thugs. However, to date the only confirmed contact with any Israelis has come from Rahab, a local favorite lady of the night, who said two men came and left the same night while being pursued by our mighty military.